It doesn’t have to be Halloween, and you don’t have to be a 24/7 goth fan, in order to enjoy some kinky Nosferatu-themed sexcapades.
Why?
Vampires are popular for several reasons, but the biggest sexual one is the connection to the primal. After that, it’s the power of role play and its ability to allow us to let go of certain inhibitions we might have while in our daily human-suit. The sharing of bodily fluids is also a turn on to some.
However, you don’t need to slather yourself in blood from the butchers to have a sanguinarian experience. You can go as wild or a tame as you want.
Here are some ideas that might help…
THINGS TO VAMP UP YOUR SEX NIGHT
VAMPIRE DILDOS
Don’t bother with your normal dildos, take this chance to buy something new, different, and freaky. Also, with the cultural craze of vampires, there are several choices. The extra good news is that companies who create body-safe options have also jumped on the supernatural train.
Tantus and Fleshlight have both made vampire dildos – pale moon white, outwardly purple, and blood red. All fine choices to impale your partner with – even female to male if you have a harness and your partner likes pegging.
“WOODEN STAKES”
Another tool to quell the demons within. They might not have a razor-sharp end to pierce the heart, but there’s a bulbous one to pierce other parts of the body.
Wooden dildos are also fantastic because they are body-safe (if the right coating is used to seal the toy) and they are as eco-friendly as you can get. The downside is the price. These are NEVER cheap. Ever.
Probably left for those who love Mother earth or are REALLY into vampire kink.
CRUCIFIX DILDO
Nope, we’re not done with dildos yet.
Should you want to go the sexy-sacrilegious route, there’s the “Jackhammer Jesus” crucifix – which comes in a surprising array of color choices. I bet Bram Stoker never saw this one coming.
VAMPIRE MASTURBATOR
Boys can have fang-fun too! Try a Succu Dry Vampire Masturbator cup from Fleshlight, complete with fleshy fangs. Don’t forget the lube!
“GARLIC” ANAL BEADS
There aren’t any garlic-head silicone anal beads out there (you’re welcome to whoever chooses to jump on that idea – maybe pay me a “thank you” fee if you get rich). However, you CAN find white/clear anal beads and use your imagination.
HOLY WATER SEX LUBE
I saw a product labeled exactly this. The problem is, there are far too many sex lubes out there that aren’t great for the body. So, here’s an alternative…
Go on Amazon and find vintage, decorative, sample, or other such glass bottles. Then, take your trusted water-based sex lube and put a little in the bottle (just a little, enough to use for your one sex session). There you go, holy juice that won’t actually sting and give you a rash.
FAKE BLOOD
Maybe you WANT blood, you NEED it as much as any real vampire … but the thought of cutting another person is a total turn off.
That’s where fake blood comes to the rescue!
The recipe is easy – corn syrup, water, cornstarch, red food color, and blue food color.
There are more variations online if you want to explore something that doesn’t involve sugar – for those of you who don’t know, sugar getting into the vagina can cause infections.
VAMPIRE GLOVES
These might look intimidating, but they can be as gentle or as hardcore as you and your partner are comfortable with. The tiny metal spikes that protrude out of the glove should be dull enough that light caressing won’t cut the skin, but hard pressure will (if you’re into blood play).
In short, they can tickle, or they can cut.
AN IMPORTANT NOTE ON SAFETY
Playing with actual blood is considered a hardcore BDSM/kink practice. I’m not saying it’s wrong, but it’s definitely NOT something for beginners. the unsure, or the un-researched.
Also, any time you are dealing with actual blood (as opposed to the fake kind), make sure you and your partner are tested for STIs. You should also be tested regularly if you are dealing with more than one partner.
PERIOD SEX
Too many people turn up their noses at period sex. There are SO many reasons why it’s a great experience and not a “dirty” thing like our parents and grandparents have made us believe.
It also gets extra points for contributing to vampire sex – just make sure you practice safer sex and get tested if you choose not to use protection.
WEAR A (GOOD) COSTUME
Sure, you can go for the cliché cape and tux if you want a laugh, however (thanks to media overload) vampires can be any style you want, and there are plenty of stores that sell what you envision.
- Sexy business attire
- Gothic lace and waistcoats
- Steampunk-esque
- Punk bondage
- Latex gear
- Glamorous corsets
CONTACT LENSES
You can go with the standard red or white classics, but there are many other options – enough that you can find a pair that will suit your vampire style. Contact are especially powerful play tools. They can unnerve, seduce, and transform.
NOTE: NEVER get cheap novelty contacts. Ever. Even if they’re just for one night. They can do serious damage to your eyes. Always go to an eyeglass store or optometrist. Even if you don’t need glasses, you can get them non-prescription, but still well made.
PROPER FITTING FANGS
Don’t bother with those dollar store teeth. You know, the ones that make you sound like you’ve filled your mouth with marshmallows, and the ones that fall out after 5 minutes.
Instead, get the hollow ones with mixable adhesive OR (if you really want a great pair) contact someone who makes them fitted specifically for your teeth – this will involve an in-person visit.
AMBIANCE
A little atmosphere goes a long way. Even more so when you want to get gothic-kinky. Try some…
- Fake skulls
- Fake cobwebs
- A dark room (sensory deprivation)
- Candlelight
- Black/red bedsheets
- Rubber sheets (if you want to get messy)
- Red/black scarves over lights
- Velvet, silk, and satin things
- Go outside at night (no trespassing)
AN ANTIQUE LOOKING CASE
If you want to go for a “hunter vs vampire” night, the hunter is going to need something to hold all their gear.
Go on Amazon and look up “antique boxes” or “doctor’s bags” and see what comes up. They have plenty of room for all your toys. Also, you can add other themed things into the collection that aren’t used for sex – fake dagger or pistole, old/beaten bible, extra bottles filled with herbs or salt. Let your imagination run wild.
DIY COFFINS
This is only for SERIOUS vampire players (and those who won’t cut off a finger with anything sharper than a butter knife). Search for a tutorial that suits your needs, or, if you have money to spare, pay someone to make one for you. Extra points for velvet lining and keeping them in your basement.
Also, if you want more fun articles, check out these…
- What is Sploshing? Learn About This Wet and Messy Food Fetish
- 10 Extreme Sex Toys and Devices That Will Make Your Eyes Bulge
- 21 Sizzling and Kinky Role Play Ideas to Set Your Bedroom on Fire
Any more idea to make vampire sex memorable? Share in the comments!
