Us big kids want Halloween fun too. We want the costumes, candy, and excitement – sometimes in the adult ways.
If you’re in the same boat and need sexy Halloween gift ideas, these might inspire you…
SEX TOY COLLECTIONS
Let’s start with the obvious … and plentiful – you’d be surprised just how many sex toys are out there with holiday themes.
There are four companies that sell or manufacture spooky/freaky toys, and while many novelty toys run the risk of having unsafe materials in them, these are body safe…
1. FLESHLIGHT FREAKS
There are just too many to showcase, there are also male masturbators AND dildos for the ladies – vampire, cyborg, Frankenstein, bigfoot, zombie…
2. GEEKY SEX TOYS
One of my favorite stores for geek+kink things. Their scary dildo collection might be limited (make sure you check out their double-ended Aliens one), but they make up for it by having a truckload of ball gags. And yes, they have a silicone jack-o-lantern one!
3. BAD DRAGON
This company is nothing but out-of-this-world designs to help you get your supernatural freak on. Vampire tongues, demon dicks, tentacles, werewolf gentiles, things that lay eggs inside you. But, if you’re looking for something more … interactive … try out their dragon penis sheath (which is literally a costume for your penis).
4. DIVINE INTERVENTIONS
Go the sacrilegious route and get religious-themed sex toys OR their cool looking grim reaper dildo. They are also a good choice if you want to have an entire vampire-themed sex night.
MORE SEX TOYS
Next, we have the “one-offs” – sex toys that aren’t part of any particular line, but still viable Halloween options.
5. SUGAR SKULL VIBE
A simple dildo with colorful skull decorations. Great for those who want a touch of whimsy but not the entire horror night experience.
6. DEATH BY ORGASM
Another simple choice – bullet vibrators in various colors, served within coffin packaging. They’re a bit harder to find, but if you do find them, I would recommend the regular ones, not the scorpion toy (mostly because I’m not sure what that one is made from).
7. CLONE A WILLY
These kits let you make a silicone copy of your partner’s penis! You can go seasonal by choosing the glow-in-the-dark one.
8. DEVIL DUCK
I Rub My Duckie vibrators already have their own costumes. The devil one is a great choice for Halloween. And yes, you can use them in the bathtub.
MORE FUN THINGS
9. BLACK WIDOW HARNESS
If you’re a fan of strap-ons, Tantus has the “Black Widow”, a red and black spider web design that will look great with any jet back or blood red dildo.
10. WEB RESTRAINTS
While we’re on the topic of spiders, maybe you want your partner captured like a little fly, something you can do whatever you please with. If so, this bed restraint set is perfect for you.
11. PENIS CANDY
I know penis stuff is usually reserved for bachelorette parties, but it can also be great for some adult candy trick or treating.
Check out this article for more ideas…
Got a Sexy Sweet Tooth? Try Some Naughty Candy
12. SEASONAL CANDLES
Now is the best time to get your pumpkin spiced, apple, or autumn smelling candles. There are also scents like licorice, cinnamon, and maple.
13. MASSAGE OILS
Try some caramel, candy apple, green apple, or chocolate massage oils and lather up your partner as part of your sexy time pre-game.
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Any other sexy Halloween ideas? Share in the comments!
