Anyone with sex toys will probably have at least one “embarrassing story” where things-that-shouldn’t-be-seen end up being seen – or in my case, advertised to everyone who comes over.
But in the case of one squeaky-clean mom, it went far beyond a simple slip up.
It started with an innocent spring cleaning.
On one side of the bed were a pile of blankets, old clothes, and forgotten toys.
On the other was a very special bag.
You see, while cleaning out her bedside drawer, she put aside some sentimental jewelry, a few other bits and bobs she wanted to keep … and her sex toys. The idea was to keep it.
But…
In the throes of cleaning madness, she tossed a couple dresses on the bag. And when it was time to drive things to the charity shop, well, you can already guess what happened.
Instead of the intended donation, she strolled up to the shop and left a bag of sex toys instead (and it’s important to add it was handed over to two very sweet little old ladies). It wasn’t until she got home, and saw the other pile of stuff, did the “penny drop.”
And according to her, it dropped HARD.
“I have never felt the sensation of physically cringing in shame like this before – after I was able to stop saying ‘oh my god’ and explain to my husband what I’d done, I crawled up into a ball with my hands over my ears for about 40 minutes trying to process it.”
For most, it would have been simple – just leave the stuff there.
But she wanted her sentimental jewelry back.
So, with a red face and jittering extremities, she returned.
The first question out of the biddies’? “Does it have batteries?”
As if that was going to be the key to finding it.
Sadly though, after a quick search, the bag was nowhere to be found. So, the beet-red mom had to go searching through the on-floor items to see if anything had been tagged and put out.
When nothing turned up, the woman quickly gave up. She left while muttering, “I’m so sorry about all this… I’m absolutely mortified…. thanks though, have a nice weekend…”
The last line was from one of the old women. And it was savage.
“I will if I find your dildo.”
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Any fun or embarrassing sex toy stories to share? Drop it in the comments!
Have a toy-tastic day,
Robyn
