With brand new models coming out regularly and other companies putting out second/third/fourth generations of their sex toys, there is always something out there to compete with that previous year(s). So today, we’re looking at the 2024 update of panty vibrators.
However, you should keep in mind that we’re going to stay away from generic remote bullet vibrators or insertable love eggs. This collection is aimed at products that are specifically made for your underwear.
In no particular order, we have…
Desire Luxury Panty Vibrator $89.99
First, keep in mind that Lovehoney’s “Desire” is actually the name of an entire product line. The one we are focusing on is the specific panty vibrator.
It has 12 speeds and 8 patterns and can work from 8 meters away. It has a curve to sit against your clit. The 4-inch silicone toy has a decent battery life and is rechargeable. It has the added value of being 100% waterproof as well as coming with its own nice storage case.
However, reviews give it 3/5 stars for being quiet. Also, they come with a specific set of panties to wear. They might have ribbon sides so it fits more people, but as you know, things like this are never one-size-fits-all and they can be uncomfortable on bigger bodies.
OhMiBod Club Vibe $119.00
Club Vibe usually holds its place very well when it comes to decent panty vibrators. They’re also up to the 3rd generation now, so any of the old nuisances, connection issues, or design flaws should be very much improved. It has standard silicone and rechargeable features.
But these also come with panties that are even less big-body friendly. Also, for some reason, the toy isn’t compatible with the app? I’m guessing that’s something they’re working on. The page also says 1+ hours of fun, but that feels on the low side for these kinds of toys – at least considering the hardware and tech that’s out there that can easily extend these numbers.
Ferri by Lovense $99.00
Ferri is another in the growing Lovense collection. It came from a combination of many prototype iterations as well as plenty of customer feedback. It’s discreet, made of silicone, and waterproof. The remote aspect comes with the Remote App you install on your phone.
The biggest difference with this one is that you don’t need a dedicated pair of pantie. There is a strong magnetic clip that allows you to use it with any underwear (without it falling out or even moving out of place). That being said, some people might not find the clit numb pronounced enough. But the 3-3.5 hours of use might be an enticing counterpoint.
Bonus point – Ferri (and all Lovense toys are able to connect to an excellent erotic audiobook app as well as a few x-rated games).
We-Vibe Moxie $129.00
Moxie looks like a sister of Ferri (or the other way around). This means it comes with all the positives – such as the magnetic clip, silicone, smartphone app control, and decent power. The steady levels and patterns are pretty standard (which isn’t a bad thing).
The cons mostly steer towards the noise levels (mostly the highest ones). This toy might not be great to take out to a quiet dinner where everyone can hear you go to level 10. If you want a wider, longer toy, you might prefer Moxie over Ferri.
Fifty Shades Freed, My Body Blooms $180.00
This is another one that has held its top 10 (even 5) for a long while. And as much as I hate the books, the toys are very well made. It has all the good things it should. It also only has a remote, if you don’t want to go the smartphone route. But there are some things that bother me.
First, the panties are even less size-friendly that any other product on this list. Also, it takes 120 minutes to charge for 60 minutes of play, which feels very lopsided. I think what happened is the toys came after the books and were top of the line at the time, but there has been no sign of coming out with better generations to update hard/software. Add the steep price on top of it all, and it feels like My Body Blooms might lose its ranking in a year or two.
Vibease – $119.00
Vibease is another great contender. You can use it in-person or long distance. It’s pretty comfortable in any underwear (you don’t need specialized panties). But you do need underwear to keep it in place because there is no clip to secure it.
It’s made from safe silicone and has a very pronounced, curved tip – which will hit the clit better than some of the other panty vibratos (if that’s your preference). It also syncs to audiobooks and has an app with some fun stuff to play with.
Calexotics Silicone Panty Pleaser $72.99
Calexotics tends to have things at the lower end of the high-price-point sex toys. Or, if you have a very small budget, they have even cheaper sex toys in the lower ranges. Other great news is that it works from 10m away (further than many other panty vibrators). It has 12 presets that you can cycle through with their included remote control.
However, it takes 70 minutes to charge and you only get 60 minutes of playtime (on the highest levels). Still, it’s an option that’s worth looking at.
Vibrating panties – CONCLUSION
I’m not going to say that one is better than the other. They’re all pretty good toys (except I am wary of Fifty Shades). This toy aside, the price points aren’t hugely different. This means it comes down to design as well as the bells and whistles.
Do you want something that can fit any underwear? How about an app that has extra functions? Do you want to have it for adult gaming? Do you hate smartphone control? All these questions are going to boil down your choices. After that, just look at customer reviews to decide which best suits you.
