Crocheted Adult Products – Things Your Grandma Never Knit

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Just when you thought that ugly Christmas sweater was at the top of your “omg” list. Now, have a look at these dirty crocheted items. I promise you’ll never look at grandma’s doilies the same way again…

No, this isn’t a wall-mounted dildo for humans. It’s a cat toy 

This site has dozens of penis warms. Name a holiday or theme, and it’s probably there! 

It’s a dog toy, but you could just have it sitting on a shelf and looking cute.

Wine bottle toppers. Because … why not! 

Good old fashioned divorce humor. 

Sex toy collection – be carful when buying some of these products, because it could be the final product or just a pattern! 

You’ll never confuse your party glass again! 

Adorable key chains! 

Anatomically correct clitoris. 

Boobie stress ball!

…. Ok … why not! We are far enough down the rabbit hole that it doesn’t matter! Buy them now!

A good example of the picture not being what you actually buy. 

Two words … boobie pillows. 

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Which of these would you actually buy? Share in the comments!

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