Some Guy Got The Idea For a Fellatio Café

Sex Sells. And so does coffee.

So why not put them together?

That’s what one Swizz firm, Facegirl, thought after they saw similar ideas in Thailand that ended up quite successful. The idea is to open up their first one in Geneva and then see where else might be game to take on the oral-sex challenge.

So, how does it work?

Instead of a seedy massage parlor, the customer goes in, chooses their sex worker from an iPad. They dish out their $50 (and a few extra for the coffee they want) and then sit back and enjoy their drink while a girl comes over, gets on her knees, and provides the other service – yes, right in front of the other customers!

Facegirl’s Bradley Chavet said in one interview, “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.” – the blow job, not the coffee. I also assume that it means the oral sex is high-quality?

There are obvious critics who are adamantly against the job+joe idea – insisting that it would only benefit the owners and not the workers. But, there’s really nothing that can be done because prostitution is legal in Switzerland. So, as long as everyone has the proper permits, cookies, cups, and cumming will be on the menu.

Apparently, they are also working on the female version of the cunnilingus cafe.

…I really hope that have that annoying Starbucks music playing in the background while other sloppy sounds are going on at the same time.

Would you go to one of these cafes? Share why in the comments!

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