So what if you can’t go out trick or treating? You can still have fun on the one spooky night where anything goes. Here are some sexy Halloween date ideas that might spark your imagination, romance, or libido.
1. SEXY COSTUMES
They’re everywhere during this time of year. Now’s the chance to grab a bunch and use them in some spicy role play. Naught officer, sexy school teacher, whatever floats your boat.
2. PAINT YOUR “OUTFIT”
This can be done in two ways… First, if you just want to be artistic, get some body-safe paint and enjoy drawing a design over your partner’s body. Or, if you want to add another level of play, get/make some edible body paint, do the same thing, but lick it off after.
3. SCARY SEX TOY
Yes, that tentacle or zombie dildo/masturbator might look intimidating, but you’d be surprised how the textures can do a lot for pleasure. The Halloween adventure might just be using the toy … or adding it to your roleplay (yes, there are even demon dildos).
Find some ideas here…
13 Monster Dildos to Satisfy Your Hunger for Horror
4. CANDY STRIP POKER
There are aisles upon aisles of sweets. Pick up some, put a value on each kind, then get down to some trick or treat poker – the more the merrier.
5. GET YOUR FANG ON
There are entire guides on how to integrate a vampire fetish into your bedroom. Here are a couple of guides to get you started.
Learn more here…
Vampire Sex Ideas – How to Get Freaky with Fangs
Vampire Fetish 101 – Understanding the Sexual and Sanguine Kink
6. GO SOMEPLACE SPOOKY
This one is tricky. Going to dark forest comes with its own set of problems – trespassing, tripping in the dark and hurting yourself, or running into trouble makers. However, if you’re lucky enough to be able to find someplace safe, a good make-out session might be in order. Possibly a quickie.
7. GET HOT AND DRIPPY
Candles add wonderful atmosphere, but they are also fantastic for wax play. They’re not something to jump into if you’ve never done it before – I bet you thought of just buying a bag of tea lights (which are some of the worst and most dangerous to buy). Here’s a guide on Wax Play to help you out.
8. DOUBLE TROUBLE BUBBLING
Get into the kitchen together and cook either a regular dinner or scary themed dinner using aphrodisiacs. I’m sure there are a million Pinterest pages that will inspire.
9. PUMPKIN MASSAGE OIL
Yes, pumpkin spice is everywhere. And if you still love it, light some candles or dim the lights and give your partner a sensual massage.
10. GIVE THEM “JUMP” SCARES
Scary movies or haunted tours/houses can be corny, but also a good laugh. But if the scene is done well, you might end up having someone jump into your arms.
11. LATE NIGHT CORN MAZE
Corn mazes are actually WAY creepier than you think. Hold hands and find your way through – sneak in a quick kiss (no quickies or heavy stuff – kids go through there too). Or, if you want to get really naughty, give your partner a head start … and stalk them through the maze.
As a fun extra, you can get long-distance controlled, wearable sex toys (love eggs, prostate massagers, and butt plugs) that you can control from your smartphone. They’re fun as hell and will give them an extra “suprise”.
Interested?
Find wearable, smartphone-controlled toys HERE.
12. PRIMAL SEX
Primal sex is hard to understand if you’re not experienced with it – or maybe you are and you didn’t know there was a term for it. Generally put, there’s lots of biting, scratching, and unbridled grunting. It can be for the pleasure of the primal itself or (like many things on this list) integrated into role play.
Learn more here…
Understanding Primal Fetish – 11 Things that Will Surprise You
13. WATCH A HALLOWEEN THEMED PORN
That is if you can find one that gets you hot instead of makes you laugh your ass off.
14. GO TO A FILMING OF ROCKY HORROR
The movie speaks for itself, but if you’ve never been to an “interactive” showing, it’s something to put on the bucket list. You can research ahead of time to know what to expect (if you’re nervous). It’s more of a “light fun” date, but still worth being on the list.
15. GHOST STORIES BY THE FIRE
They don’t have to be the corny ones the kids tell by the campfire. There are plenty of short story collections that will make you want to sleep with the nightlight on. Buy/download one or two you like, sit by the fire, and feel the embrace tighten as the tension heightens.
16. GET A FOG MACHINE
Why? Why not?! Fog machines are awesome and you can get them cheap. Talk about going the extra mile for some atmosphere.
17. MAKE IT RITUAL
You don’t have to be a believer in Wicca, magic, or spiritual sex rituals to give them a try. Find one that looks interesting and make an evening of conjuring fun.
18. COSTUME DRINKING GAME
Make a list of ten costumes you think will show up at your door. If they do, give them their candy and then take a shot – I would suggest a half shot (or sip) and a time limit so you don’t come to the door wasted by evening’s end.
19. PITCH BLACK LOVE
Turn all the lights off and make the room as dark as possible. Let your hands explore. Focus on each other’s bodies.
20. A NOTE ON GRAVEYARDS
I saved this one for last because I know some of you might want to get freaky around tombstones. Personally, I wouldn’t. Aside from the possibility of trespassing, they are also prime areas for other people to visit for their own reasons. It’s just not a safe place.
You CAN, however, (if you REALLY want to do this) buy some of those prop ones and set up a scene somewhere private.
Have any more sexy Halloween date ideas? Share in the comments below!
