Dive into the Lovense Kraken, a male masturbation pod that offers a deep-sea dive into pleasure. With its water-themed textures and quality materials, the Kraken stands out in a sea of options. This review is your compass to making an informed choice, comparing texture sensations, leading brand details, pros vs. cons, and other useful info to help you navigate your decision with confidence.
What’s In This Article?
What is Lovense Kraken?
Lovense Kraken is a stretchy male masturbation sleeve with a nautical theme both on its external shell (hello tentacle fans) and inside with its six unique patterns – some not following traditional masturbating pod texture concepts.
Unboxing and First Impressions
What’s in the Box?
Inside, you’ll find the standard collection – although what’s been included has changed over the years – like before there were two user manuals (but we now have just one) and there was no free pouch. Now, you’ll get (or don’t get)…
- 1 or 6 Lovense Kraken masturbation sleeves(depending on your purchase)
- 1 or 6 small pouches of Lovense water-based lube (again, depending on your purchase)
- Either a singular pod protector or something that looks like a tray you would get at a supermarket.
- There is no silk pouch because this is a disposable toy
Packaging Quality
Normally, it would be the “same old, same old” review when it comes to how the toy arrives. But Kraken gave me quite a surprise when I opened the box. Instead of the normal foam cutout that is customized to the toy’s shape, we now have a plastic holder.
I made sure to give this new part a good poking, and the plastic seems thicker/stronger than most of what I’ve seen in other sex toy packaging. I’m not sure why they changed over but there’s really nothing wrong with the new style. The box and holder will keep everything safe during transit.
Discreet Packaging & Shipping
For those concerned about privacy, Lovense makes sure that all their toys are shipped discreetly. The outer box is plain cardboard with a barcode sticker – that’s it. And the shipping address doesn’t say it’s from Lovense. Instead it’s the official company name – which is very generic and no one will have a clue. This includes having it shipped to you with the intention of giving it as a surprise.
All the Technical Stuff
Specs in Tabular Glory
| Feature | Specification | Feature | Specification |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pod Material | Soft TPE | Case Material | Plastic |
| Number of Steady Levels | 3 (Low, Med, High) | Programmable | Yes |
| Stretch Length | Up to 20cm | Stretch Diameter | Up to 30cm |
| # of Uses | Single | Weight | 45g |
| # of Textures | 6 | Buy Options | 1 or 6 |
My Testing Experiences
Okay, first things first. I don’t have a penis and my testing penis had to move away. However, what I do have is years of experience with texting all sorts of sex toys. The only thing I really can’t comment on is how the textures feel. But stuff like that is totally personal anyway, so there’s really not much I can say in that department.
But here are the areas I can talk about with confidence…
Design & Build Quality
The body-safe TPE was (as advertised) very soft, with the pattern edges being equally squishy. There’s a decent amount of stretch to accommodate any size while still having enough elasticity to give a decently snug fit so your hand doesn’t have to provide all the pressure.
As for the outside texture, some people might think it’s a bonus sensation you can have if you turn Kraken inside out. But this isn’t the case. Instead, the outer tentacles are meant to help you grip the toy as you stroke. Because we all know that the addition of sex lube can sometimes make toys harder to hold onto. However, I could be wrong and if turning it inside out is an option, I’ll amend this part of the article.
Texture Patterns
What are the six textures you have to choose from? Some are common enough considering the theme, but a few are quite interesting.
- Submerge: This one has tentacles on the inside as well, along with a few water “bubbles”.
- Harpoon: Poseidon’s tridants might look pokey, but they’ll probably give some very different sensation.
- Riptide: Think of waves but far more curly with some of those bubbles you see in “Submerge.”
- Voyage: Another really special texture that’s a bunch of anchors, helms, and other nautical items.
- Whirpool: This one is closer to what you would expect in a textured maturation pod but with a slight change.
- Tidal: Good, old-fashioned waves to take you where you need to go.
Toy “Life”
Any toy like this is generally meant as a “use once and throw away” item. But some people just can’t stand to be wasteful like that. However, you probably can only get one more use out of any version of any of these male masturbation sleeves, no matter the brand. Besides, the material is TPE (not to mention stretchy) and it is naturally porous. So, keeping it 100% clean just isn’t going to happen.
Price Point
The last time I checked, 1 pod costs around $5 and 6 for $30 (no deal for buying more). That’s still a fairly competitive price for the market. Not to mention 5 bucks for a night of fun is nothing to baulk at.
Pros & Cons Recap
Pros of Kraken :
- Very easy to travel with and discreet – no vibrators to worry about going off at the worst moment.
- Wide range of interesting textures you don’t see in other collections.
- Stretchy and soft.
- Fair price point.
- Discreet shipping and packaging.
Cons of Kraken:
- A one-and-done toy. Cannot be reused.
- Make of TPE rubber, not recyclable.
Cleaning, Care & Safety
How to Take Care of Kraken
Here’s where the “care” section is very different from other Lovense toys. Normally, there is this long lecture about washing, drying, storage, etc. But since you’re only going to be using this once, we have to go a different route.
There is still “care” but it’s more of taking care of it before you use it. Don’t store the toy in hot places or direct sunlight or you’ll degrade the material. It’s also a good idea to wash the toy with mild soap and warm water before you use it. Just like you wouldn’t wear clothes right from the store without giving them a wash beforehand.
Popular Brand Comparisons
Lovense Kraken
- 62×52 mm
- 6
- $5/1 or $30/6
- 1
Tenga (Basic)
- 51x51x64 mm
- 18 (basic)
- $6.5/1 or $39/6
- 1
Svakom Hedy X
- 56x56x99.25 mm
- 5
- $10/1 or $29.99/5x
- Recharge
Comparing Other Lovense Products
Since this is just a unique toy compared to the rest of the Lovense portfolio – specifically there are no techy guts – all we can really do is just look at the other masturbators.
- Max 2 – This is one of the originals and the second version has been vastly updated. There are vibrations and contractions you can control through your smartphone. It has some pretty intense pressure and sensations.
- Calor – This masturbator is different because the pressure is controlled by you through a section of the toy that is squeezable. What sets it apart is that it has a heating feature.
- Both have all the benefits that come with a Lovense teledildonic toy. But these two also can pair with a Nora rabbit vibrator, another Max 2, or another Calor – so whatever one toy does, the other will react.
Who Kraken Is For & Not For
Kraken is for those who want a cheap but pleasurable sex toy that comes with care, detail, and guarantee from a brand like Lovense. It’s also for those who like different masturbation sensations, need a small toy to travel with, or are looking for a small, affordable sex toy as a gift.
It’s not for those who want vibrations or other tech stuff that comes with the Lovense app or advanced sex toys. It’s also not for those who are ultra-environmentally conscious. But you can always leave a message with customer service and maybe the next generation version will have more uses out of it.
Final Thoughts
All in all, Kraken masturbators are fun toys and an interesting addition to the store. It’s nice to have something as an add-on or a gift that won’t break the bank. I do recommend it and I would love to know you’re thoughts on the textures!
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