Having a party or gathering but want to do something different, cookey, or naughty for a theme? Impress your guests with one (or more) of these naughty cocktails – either for taste, shock value, or showmanship!
Also, you’ll find useful tips and tricks to aid in your concoctions.
BLOW JOB
1 part whipped cream
1 part Kahlua
1 part Baileys Irish Cream
1 part vodka
Layer in order into a shot glass. Shoot with no hands.
BUTTERY NIPPLE
0.5 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
0.5 oz Irish Cream
Layer and serve
FLAMING ASSHOLE
0.5 oz Grenadine Syrup
0.5 oz Green Creme De Menthe
0.5 oz Creme De Bananes
0.5 oz OP Rum
Layer in this order: grenadine. creme de menthe. banana liqueur. white rum. Ignite rum before serving. Server with a straw.
DIRTY HOOKER
0.5 oz Raspberry Liqueur
0.5 oz Banana Liqueur
0.5 oz Cranberry Juice (extra optional)
Pour in equal parts into a shot glass, stir, and serve
ANGEL’S TIT
1/4 oz Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur
1/4 oz Heavy Cream
Maraschino Cherries
Layer ingredients in a shot glass in order of ingredients. Chill the mix for 30 minutes and garnish with a cherry
COCKSUCKING COWBOY
3/4 shot Butterscotch Schnapps
3/4 shot Baileys Irish Cream
Layer baileys on top of the Butterscotch Schnapps
DEEP THROAT
1/3 shot Kahlua
1/3 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 shot milk
Mix in mixing glass pour into shot glass and shoot it
BLUE BALLS
1 oz raspberry vodka
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
Pour all three ingredients into a tin shaker
Make sure to add some ice into the mix and serve in a shot glass.
CLIT-LICKING COWGIRL
1/2 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Baileys Irish Cream
Layer in a shot glass with the Bailey’s on top
And now, a public service announcement…
A SHOT VS AN OUNCE (OZ)
You’ll notice the terms oz/ounce, parts, and shot used in many recipes. What’s the difference?
- A US fluid ounce is equal to 30ml
- A shot is a drink type and glass name – this small glass will hold anywhere from 1 oz to 1.5 oz of fluid
- A pony shot is a measurement of exactly 1 oz
- A “part” is inexact in measurement but exact in ratio. It can be 1 tablespoon, a cup, for an entire bathtub. So, if it calls for 1 part liqueur and 1 part coffee, it can be 1 tablespoon liqueur and 1 tablespoon of coffee – similar for a cup or a bucket.
TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST
1 oz Absolut Citron Vodka
1 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 Splash Sweet and Sour Mix
Splash of 7-Up
Shake with ice and strain into an over-sized martini glass. There should be a slight amount of foam from the 7-up.
SEX WITH AN ALLIGATOR
Sours
Melon Liqueur
0.5 oz Raspberry Liqueur
0.5 oz Herbal Liqueur
Add sweet and sour to shakers with, shake and strain.
Layer in razzberry liquor and jager. Razzberry should go to the bottom and jager should float on top. Works best in Martini glass.
SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Peach Liqueur
1 oz Sloe Gin
5 oz Orange Juice
Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake, and strain into your cocktail glass or add all ingredients to your cocktail glass with ice and stir
THE LEG SPREADER
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
Mix in glass and enjoy
REDHEADED SLUT
1 oz Jagermeister
1 oz peach schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice
Pour the mix in a shaker, strain the shot, and mix in a glass filled with ice
SEX ON MY FACE
0.5 oz Yukon Jack Canadian whiskey
0.5 oz Malibu coconut rum
0.5 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
0.5 oz banana liqueur
1 splash cranberry juice
1 splash pineapple juice
1 splash orange juice
Mix ingredients in a tall glass filled with ice
KINKY ORGASM
2 parts Bailey’s Irish Cream
2 parts Amaretto
2 parts Kahlua
Pour all into a highball glass. Fill remaining space with milk.
Optional, add some strawberries or even have some vanilla ice cream in it.
SEX ON THE BEACH
3/4 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot vodka
3/4 shot Chambord
Splash of cranberry juice
Splash of orange juice
Splash of pineapple juice
Shake together with ice
You can vary vodka amount according to taste
BLOW JOB REVENGE
1 oz Irish Cream
1 oz Lime Juice
Put lime juice and Bailey`s in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey`s first, swish it around in your mouth, and swallow. As soon as you swallow take, the shot of lime juice.
TAMPON STRING
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Cherry Liqueur
1.5 oz Whipped Cream
1 Cherry
Layer the Vodka and cherry liqueur then add whip cream and top with a cherry.
Down the shot in one go and then pull the cherry stem out.
HOT MEXICAN HOOKER
1 oz Tequila
0.5 oz Tabasco sauce
1 splash Tuna Fish Juice
Pour into a shot glass and top with the tuna fish juice.
WET PUSSY SHOT
0.5 oz Peach Schnapps
1 dash Cranberry Juice
0.5 oz Vodka
1 squeeze Lime
Pour Peach Schnapps, cranberry juice, and lime juice into a cocktail shaker with ice
Shake well then strain into a shot glass
HOW TO LAYER A DRINK
- The key is to have the heaviest liquid go on the bottom and graduate to the lightest.
- After you’ve poured the first layer, take a spoon, turn it upside down, and rest it on the inside edge of the glass (close to the liquid) and SLOWLY pour over the spoon.
- This allows the liquid to spread across the surface rather than end up mixed.
- The experienced drink maker won’t need a spoon, but if you’re new, it’s easier to have helping equipment!
- Also, remember, the wider the glass, the less noticeable the layers will be.
BLOODY PUSSY
0.5 oz Peach Schnapps
0.5 oz Strawberry Cream Liqueur
2 Dash(s) Grenadine Syrup
Pour half shot of Schnapps, half shot of tequila rose, add a dash of grenadine and let it ooze through the shot.
SEX ON ACID
1 oz Herbal Liqueur
1/2 oz Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur
1/2 oz Apple Juice
1/4 oz Cranberry Juice
Shake ingredients with ice. Strain. Serve as a shooter
QUICK FUCK
0.5 oz Coffee Liqueur
0.5 oz Melon Liqueur
0.5 oz Irish Cream
Layer ingredients each 1/3rd of the shot glass, starting with either the Melon Liqueur or Coffee Liqueur. Layer the Irish Cream on top last.
PINK PANTY DROPPER
8-ounce glass
Ice cubes
2 oz vodka or 1 oz grain alcohol
1 oz tequila
2 oz beer
Pink lemonade
Fill the glass with ice until it reaches almost to the rim. Combine the Vodka, tequila. and beer. Slowly pour in the vodka, tequila, and beer, giving each one to two seconds to settle in the glass before pouring the next.
WET FANTASY
Sugar
1 part Viniq Original
1 part Grape Vodka
1 part Grape Schnapps
1 part Hpnotiq Harmonie
1 part Lemon Lime Soda
Rim your glass with sugar (or colored sugar). Add equal parts Viniq, Grape Vodka, Grape Schnapps, Hpnotiq Harmonie and Lime Soda
WET PUSSY COCKTAIL
1 oz Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz Irish Cream
6 oz Cream or
Milk
Pour the Raspberry Liqueur or Chambord, Irish Cream, and milk or cream into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into a glass
A PIECE OF ASS
1 oz Almond Liqueur
1 oz Peach Liqueur
Sours
Pour liquors over ice in a glass. Fill with sour mix and serve.
AFTER SEX
2 cl Vodka
1 cl Creme De Bananes
Orange Juice
Pour the Vodka and creme over some ice cubes in a tall glass and fill up with juice. Extra flare – top of the glass with a grenadine and sugar.
WILD SEX
1 oz Coconut Rum
0.5 oz Peach Schnapps
0.5 oz OP Rum
1 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Pineapple Juice
0.5 oz Grenadine Syrup
Fill a hurricane glass with ice, pour in coconut rum, Peach Schnapps, and OP Rum. Pour juices on top followed by a splash of grenadine. Use a shaker tin to cover the glass and give a couple of good shakes
BUTTSEX
2 oz Coffee
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple Sec
0.33 oz Lemon Juice
Fill with Whipped Cream
Start with the coffee (preferably espresso). Add vodka, triple sec, and lemon or lime juice and stir. Top with whipped cream.
HOT PUSSY
0.5 oz Cinnamon Schnapps
2 Drop(s) Tabasco sauce
1 oz Passion-Fruit Liqueur
Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. strain into a cocktail glass. and serve.
HOT DICK
2 oz Irish Cream
2 oz Orange Liqueur
4 oz Hot Coffee
1.5 oz Whipped Cream
Pour Baileys and Grand Marnier into a mug. Add espresso. Serve it hot with lots of cream and sprinkle with chocolate.
DICK IN THE DIRT
1 oz Peach Schnapps
0.5 oz OP Rum
0.5 oz Peach Liqueur
0.5 oz Canadian Whisky
1 Splash(s) Apple Juice
1 Splash(s) Cranberry Juice
1 Splash(s) Orange Liqueur
Mix all ingredients in a tall glass on the rocks.
MASTURBATING BUTTERFLY
3/4 oz Absolut Vodka
3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
3/4 oz Jagermeister Herbal Liqueur
3/4 oz Sprite
3/4 oz sweet and sour mix
Pour Midori, Absolut, and sour mix into a glass on the rocks. Splash with Sprite. With a spoon turned scoop side down, float your shot of Jagermeister on top
NYMPHO
1 shot spiced rum
1/4 shot Peach Schnapps
1/4 shot Malibu
Shake with ice and strain into a tumbler
FUCKING MONKEY
2 oz Irish Cream
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 oz Banana Liqueur
2-3 oz Coffee
Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes, stir, and serve
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